Veterinary Surgeon of Steel

Our words from which we had to develop a quick sketch are italicized in the description below, which is the verbatim text I sent to Romney to describe my creation.

"Hahahahahaha!!!! Veterinary surgeon of steel! He is male! Behold, a steel girder in the background.  This vet is also a veteran: Note his patriotic eagle tat which sadly resembles a pigeon.  Forgot the turf, but at this point why mess with perfection."